Albert Einstein “The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig”
Ambrose Bierce “Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two”
Irwin Corey “Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest”
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. ~Mickey Rooney
To invite a person to your house is to take charge of his happiness as long as he be beneath your roof. (Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin)
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy (Gary Busey)
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding (Oscar Wilde)
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
(James H. Boren)